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IF YOUR FAVORITE MEAT IS "MORE MEAT", THEN YOU'VE FOUND THE RIGHT BLOG
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Celebrity Meat Lovers
I find myself in a dificult position... I need to spread the joy and knowledge about meat, but when I try to write in complete sentences and paragraphs I get worse meat sweats than when Hoxton and I closed down Brasa Grill Steak House (Post to come later). Thankfully I spoke with five of my closest celebrity friends and they agreed to pose with their favorite meats so I can do less writing and you can still enjoy wonderful pictures of meat.
Super Brisket
Julie Bowen
The PGA tour press manager, turned house wife in Modern Family sporting a delicious bacon wrapped turkey leg. Julie is not afraid of a little girth especially after dealing with the likes of Happy Gilmore and Phil Dunphy.
Jesus Quintana
"Nobody f*@ks with the Jesus." One of the many antagonists in quite possibly the greatest film ever, The Big Lebowski, is as serious about beef tenderloin as he is about bowling.
Kate Upton
If you were to ask any male (and most females) who would wear a MEATkini the best, Kate is the clear winner. The marbling on the top is second to none tied with the expert char and smoke ring equal the most sensual and delicous beachwear ever to bless this earth.
Matthew McConaughey
Fresh off his Oscar win Matt sent me this picture along with a few others that are not appropriate for this site. Needless to say I want to accomodate the needs of all 3 female readers. So here he is with two sandwiches piled high with pastrami rocking leather chaps.
Bill Murray
Last but not least, no list would be complete with none other than the man who took down the Monstars. Here we see Bill lounging in bed with is meat bib, stroking a large piece of brisket like it's a cat.
Micheal Jordan
And now the player/coach of the Toon Squat. At 6'6 from North Carolina, His Royal Airness. MJ is the perfect example of a true meat lover. He has a strong affinity for cigars, basketball, and a good time. Who else but Mike could get the Dream Team practices to be scheduled around his golf outings during the 1992 Olympics. And what's a small gambling problem when reports say HE MADE $90 MILLION LAST YEAR IN ENDORSMENTS (That's a lot of brisket)! Being from Chicago I am close personal friends with Mike and decided to share some photos from my personal collection.
